I am planning to watch a movie today and just relax. I have decided that today I am going to overboard and just do things that I always tend to control. I will just enjoy. My wife and kids have gone to the museum. They didn’t insist me to come along because I tend to bore them by giving a lecture on almost everything. This is what they think although my opinion is completely different.

So here I am alone in the house; ready to live the day the way I want. I have decided not to cook anything. I will order my favourite burger, French fries and chips. I have no mood to embark on a guilty trip today. Today is ‘my’ day.

Now I will watch my favourite all time movie- 50 first dates. My kids can’t stand the movie any more. But I am in love with the movie. I have always wanted to be the character Adam Sandler plays in the movie. It is after my heart.

I will lie down on the couch, watch the movie, gorge on my favourite food and do just absolutely nothing else. My wife and kids are not expected to return before night. They have plans to go for rides after visiting the museum. I have no problems. I have always hated rides. They make me feel so sick. I have never understood how can people enjoy that stupid way of enjoying oneself. But I guess- to each his own.

I have also put my mobile on silent mode. No calls for me today. It is ‘my’ day. Let me make some coffee also. The entire house belongs to me. Hurray!!!!!!!!!

I am loving everything. Let me take your leave now. You see- I can’t waste a single minute. Take care. Bye.

The ‘common man’ settled himself to watch the movie when the ominous door bell rang. The common man opened the door thinking it to be some mail. All his dreams of enjoying the ‘my’ day vanished magically when he found himself standing face to face with his mother- in-law. She wanted to give everyone a surprise.

Incidentally the mother-in-law hated the movie; 50 first dates. She found it very boring. She was hungry and delicately hinted about having a good homemade lunch.