Yes- I confess that I snore. I snore very loudly. It took me a long time to accept it. My wife has suffered so much because of my snoring. But what do I do? I mean I just snore. I don’t want to snore. But my wife looks at me as if I deliberately go about snoring to victimize her.

I will not be surprised if she will some day decide to divorce me because I snore so loudly. Oh God- what should I do? I have tried those nasty nasal strips or nose clips as some people call them. But they were of absolutely no use. I am thinking of suing all these companies who claim in their advertisements that nasal strips are no less than magic strips. I mean there must be a limit to which everyone can lie even if it is an advertisement. All these big companies take us common people for a ride.

My wife has started sleeping in the living room. She says she can’t tolerate me anymore. Even my kids are so hostile towards me. They say it is very horrible to have a dad who snores. Well- I guess they are right. When I suggested my wife and kids to use cotton for their ears at night, they gave me violent stares.

Nobody at home is the least interested in my plight. Someone in the office was telling me about this all natural anti-snoring spray which is very effective. I am planning to get it today only. I wish it helps me. It all makes me very sad. I never used to snore earlier. But somehow with age, the snoring has increased.

I called my mom. She knew instantly that I was sad. When I told her everything, she loved me so much. She told me that I am the best guy in this entire world. She kept on talking to me for a long time and now I am feeling so good.

Yes- I am also a good guy even though I snore. But I will see to it that this problem gets resolved.

Let me take your leave now. Please take care. Bye.

The ‘common man’ used the anti snoring spray and to his pleasant surprise discovered that it indeed was effective. He was relieved that atleast some people are not taking common people for a ride. He was happy. The smiling wife returned to the bedroom and the happy kids joked about the days when their father used to snore.